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if i'm not cruising down the streets of crapids, i'm getting my school on @ drake university.
i watch more television than doctor recommended, become unnaturally attached to fictional couples & probably single-handedly keep the movie theatre industry in business.
currently fangirling over... MARK + LEXIE and community's utter perfection
One Scene per Episode » TOW All The Jealousy (S3E12)
And before you know it, she’s with him. And you’ll be all, ‘Ohh, man!’ And he’ll be all, ‘Yes!’ And us, we’ll be like, ‘Wh-whoa, dude.’ And pretty soon you’ll be like, (sadly) ‘Hhiii,’ and, and, and, ‘I can’t go, Rachel and Mark might be there.’ And we’ll be like, ‘Man get over it, it’s been four years!!’
The Originals are in desperate need of some anger management classes
Best of Jean Ralphio: What to do with a large cash settlement
and the award for Most Adorable Human Being goes to..
In honor of our success getting #killcarlalready trending last night, we’d like to review:
10 Reasons That The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl
- Carl, stay in the house.
- Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house.
- Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by.
- Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house.
- Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces.
- Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that.
- It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head.
- Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.
- Carl, I’m not fucking around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one fucking thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes.
- HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE.
One Tree Hill | 9.10 - Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will
CHRIS: Chris Keller wants to go on record as saying that Chris Keller doesn’t like this.
DAN: You guys ever shoot? Ever handle a weapon? Fire a gun, rifle, anything?
CHRIS & JULIAN: …
DAN: Dan Scott doesn’t like this either.
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The Office: Tallahassee - Cold Opening: Jim’s Death.
